And then I found $5.00.
In other news Mistress Neck Hang finally succumbed to my dastardly wooing, so you better believe I'm going to report it in full:

And to answer an often-asked question, no, my musculoskeletal system isn't in danger. And yes, it hurts a little, but like a static electricity shock from a sweater after what it was like to learn it. Those damn Mistresses, so irresistible. Photo by Bruce Magnotti co-director of the Seattle Gold shows and my friend- thanks bra!